hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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