Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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