Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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