Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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