Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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