i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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