what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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