just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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