I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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