He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I need to stop coming to work sober
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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