Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
