do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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