I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How does one acquire holy water?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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