i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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