Whatcha textin bout Willis?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We have so much sex to catch up on
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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