Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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