so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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