We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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