yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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