it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
