You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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