They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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