Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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