it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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