i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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