I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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