I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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