doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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