i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
