What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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