yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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