I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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