I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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