Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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