I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I think i got beer on your cat.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
