The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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