Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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