Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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