If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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