It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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