I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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