yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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