walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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