Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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