i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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