Plan B is the new Plan A
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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