She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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