why didn't you poke me back
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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