The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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