so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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