"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i wish my penis had a tongue
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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