..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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