Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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