He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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