I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So much Jack, so little girl.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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